1 definition by Sir. Jesus helmes

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A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....
- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"
by Sir. Jesus helmes September 13, 2009

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