2 definitions by Sir. Faggot

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.
damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.
by Sir. Faggot September 16, 2017
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A person that tells cancerous jokes.
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. If someone says those type of jokes call them a toata."
by Sir. Faggot December 19, 2017
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