Definitions by Sir fucks a lot

Mitchell 

The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.

"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"

Mitchell by Sir fucks a lot April 9, 2015

Thomas House 

Its when the guy licks his toes, and fingers the girls ass with his toes, then when shes about to cum, he kicks her in the face and says "THIS IS THOMAS'S HOUSE"
The guy kicks the girl in the face because it delays the orgasm and makes it more pleasurable for the girl.

Today, i was giving my girlfriend a THOMAS HOUSE, and then after i kicked her she got mad.

Thomas House by Sir fucks a lot March 26, 2009