Sir Vix's definitions

boner moat

adj - Vagina.

Originated from a spoonerism of Motor Boat when it was mispronounced 'Botor Moat.'

I stormed her boner moat with my sword unsheathed!

by Sir Vix May 19, 2009

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012