Sir Toppem Hat's definitions

Peterfuck

To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.

The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.

by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009

Grancougar

A single, divorced or widowed woman, with grandchildren, that is 50 years of age or older that has an eye for much younger men.

Those grancougars that Matt is supervisor for will really miss him if he changes jobs.

by Sir Toppem Hat April 8, 2009