Definitions by Sir Scorn

Missdog 

A term used to describe the action of those whom train their dogs wrongfully to preform sexual acts such as rim jobs or blow jobs on the trainee.

Essentially exploiting ownership of said animal and mistreating it for sexual purposes.

He trained his German Shepherd to give him a Rim job, that is a clear act of Missdog and should be reported immediately to the officials.

Missdog by Sir Scorn April 28, 2011

Congraduation 

A compromise of two words meshed together to congratulate a graduate of a college, or university students success.

Congraduation, Michael!

I Congraduated Michael on his recent College graduation the other day,

Congraduation by Sir Scorn September 4, 2010

Goatse 

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

Goatse by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007