Sir John Ryaner's definitions

K Flem

A male, who's favourite hobbies include, birra Bball and performing the delicate art of a "blumpkin".
He once Blumpkin'd a person they came and shat at the same time, they died.
Terrific Blumpkin'er.

K Flem gave 7 lads a blumpkin one night, 4 of them died.
That's how good he is.

by Sir John Ryaner January 2, 2011