Definitions by Sir Jeffrey

Montaditos 

Pieces of shit. Not to be confused with a montadito, which is a singular piece of shit.

Allen: Yo, you want to go to 100 Montaditos for lunch?
Drew: Nah man. Why would I want to order off of a menu that literally comprises of a list of 100 pieces of literal shit.
Allen: OH FUCK YOU MAN, IT'S GOOD.

Montaditos by Sir Jeffrey April 28, 2014