Puddlenuts

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

by Sir Heavypants February 25, 2009