Definitions by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third

Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff McGruff by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003