Definitions by Sir Double kicks alot

Northwest Sad Masty 

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

Northwest Sad Masty by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

Poncherrellos 

The large mirrored lens sunglasses that your typical obnoxious cop would wear. Usually occompanied by a inferiority complex and bad one liners about how he just cut you a break or ruined your day.

Man I have a bad hangover could you pass me my Poncherrellos?

Man I lost my Poncherellos chasing after that punk kid today.

Poncherrellos by Sir Double kicks alot February 7, 2015