Poofter Chook

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010
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Vyda Principle

When something has no logical meaning and appears to be completely random - thus being impossible for rational people to understand.
How did this happen? It's just the Vyda principle again.
by Singapore Charlie October 25, 2012
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