Definitions by Simple-town Representative

Hard Bastard 

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

Hard Bastard by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Homunculus 

A fucking disgusting shot made of Baileys and an egg yolk. Looks and feels like cum.

Person 1: "I just took 2 homunculus shots"

Person 2: "Yuck"

Homunculus by Simple-town Representative August 14, 2020