Definitions by Simp Detector 42069

John Martin

A stud of a man. Takes the largest dumps, flex’s his chickens , and exterminates simps. He’s not a man to be messed with will end your whole career, but will always come through in the clutch.

Do you see John Martin over there ?

That dude will save the world from simps.

John Martin by Simp Detector 42069 March 30, 2020