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Cristiano

A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.
Girl 1. Omg who was that guy? He's so hot
Girl 2. Oh him, he's Cristiano.
Girl 1. Of course he is.
by Simp ._. November 29, 2022
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