Definitions by Simon Puxty

matchplay 

to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness

Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"

matchplay by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005

clubplay 

vaginal as opposed to anal intercourse (see matchplay). Thought to originate from the tightness of snooker table pockets.

Man: "Are we on the club table or the match table tonight, love?"

clubplay by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005