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STD contracted from having sexual relations in random, outdoor places when the body is running at high efficiency, i.e. in the middle of a cross country team workout. Symptoms include itchiness, dehydration, and antsy anxiety.
I met up with Amy amidst my 6 mile workout in the corn field, and found out I had cliteroid the next day!
by Silver Phoenix 13 December 21, 2010
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