Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sick kackis

west texas chainsaw

The act of ripping anal beads out of someones ass as though you are starting a chainsaw

Hey Nikki have you ever been west Texas chainsawed

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"