shitty deal

bad luck, when something sucks

Koby: "FUCK my lighter is out of fluid"
Seth: "Shitty Deal.."

by shuey May 23, 2005

swedish paint job

When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.

That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.

by Shuey August 11, 2015