Definitions by Short Angry Womann

William 

A short angry little git who constantly complains and only has two emotions: angry and angrier. Also looks like a lesbian when he wears a hat.

"Look at that William over there."

William by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

Farmer Maggot 

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

Farmer Maggot by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019