Shmuel the Great's definitions

emtheregootsandhemlos

Originates from the dialect of the wooded plains of the Albanian south called "shyznyt". The word means "enlightenment" or "to be in a sublime mental state". This state can only be obtained by practicing the art of "parglymontaine" which involves sleeping copiously.

Though Buddha was great, he was never able to achieve emtheregootsandhemlos.

by Shmuel the Great March 16, 2005