Someone who prevents ppl using ppls family members to steal money for them to pay for shiny blue spandex pants cos they shit in their last pair and split them doing a cartwheel and jazz hands
Dat churdirps had duh best seat in duh house cos of duh vip status dat churdirps get automatically when they do a job they don’t wanna do to make wholesome activities less of a nightmare for good people
by Shmick ticker July 03, 2022
An innocent and naive stud with an enthusiastic and ambitious outlook who is blissfully unaware of the reason ppl even wanna talk to him or her , has a suspicion it’s those ppl who he should avoid because they take whatever he has and they aren’t friends so he or she cannot build any alliances.
Oi fuck that gronk used to smash me in the ring everyday glad he isn’t still a weapon I can feel more powerful around him now and get revenge
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
I Accepted a large delivery of bidflatusary from a little green elf wiv curly shoes on today and he only wanted to audit my anus with his penis to cover the costs.
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023