Shmick ticker's definitions

ChurDirps

Someone who prevents ppl using ppls family members to steal money for them to pay for shiny blue spandex pants cos they shit in their last pair and split them doing a cartwheel and jazz hands

Dat churdirps had duh best seat in duh house cos of duh vip status dat churdirps get automatically when they do a job they don’t wanna do to make wholesome activities less of a nightmare for good people

by Shmick ticker July 3, 2022

Revulva

A weapon used to steal your money no matter how well you use one

She gonna use that revulva to take the lot bro heads up

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell

That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it

by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022