A metaphorical horseshoe which can be found by looking inside one's butt. It signifies an unusual manifestation of luck, as represented by a horseshoe shoved so far up one's rectum that luck has diffused from the large intestine into the subject's circulatory system.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
Not to be confused with a butt plug. If the horseshoe is not in fact metaphorical, then you should meta-literally get yourself to the doctor.
"Wow Officer, look at my buttshoe, I'm so lucky!"
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
"CITIZEN, PUT DOWN THE HORSESHOE AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR BUTT."
by Shmart of Shmelig August 23, 2024