the result of a long night drinking at a family reunion. this species is usually found in large quantities in locations such as Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi,West Virginia, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Russia, and France. Symptoms of this preventable illness are bug eyes, deformed teeth and/or faces, enlarged skulls, arms sticking out of various locations (ex: mouth, anus, ankle, navels, etc.) For more information concerning the appearance of inbreds watch Deliverance, Wrong Turn, or Speed Racer. Also, inbreds are often diagnosed with Down Syndrome.
by Shitad O'Neil July 11, 2008