Shit Phantom's definitions

Shitney Spears

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.

Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008

Constrating

When you are concentrating so hard that you can’t even fully pronounce concentrated.

Colbie was constrating so hard on her storytelling that she kept saying constrating.

by Shit Phantom December 31, 2022

Arse-issist

A narcissist specifically obsessed with their own ass.

Look at that arse-issist over there taking a belfie.

by Shit Phantom January 7, 2023