Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear's definitions

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Factiness

Careful, select use of the facts for the achievement of truthiness.

Fact: In 2002, the majority of Democratic senators voted to invade Iraq.
Factiness: They've been in power for two days now - it's their responsibility to get us out.

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007