John Howard

The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.
You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.
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wikilobbying

The act of paying others money to edit Wikipedia entries in order to cast the employer's company, product or point of view in a better light. Coined by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.

When money determines Wikipedia entries, reality becomes a commodity.
"IBM could throw some of their money at perception and make their product 'objectively better', then Microsoft can just fire their cash cannons back and we're off to the races. This is the essence of wikilobbying." - Stephen Colbert
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