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dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

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A term you found while searching girlfriend because you’re a lonely person.

Someone who thinks VERY highly of herself.

“Man look at that. She’s the girl who wanted to be god.”

Are you lonely?

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