dog paddle

1: The absolutely most pathetic way to swim.
2: The first way you learn to swim.

Molly was totally clueless. She just swam across the pool using the dog paddle.

by ShiftReturn December 03, 2017

the girl who wanted to be god

A term you found while searching girlfriend because you’re a lonely person.

Someone who thinks VERY highly of herself.

“Man look at that. She’s the girl who wanted to be god.”

Are you lonely?

by ShiftReturn November 01, 2017