3 definitions by Shexy Boi

Pentaration

To get penetrated by FIVE people at once

Person A: What did you do at the pary yesterday?
Person B: I had some really nice Pentaration

by Shexy Boi March 14, 2015

Bae

The definition of bae: bae doesn't have to be a girlfriend by definition, but could be a really close person to you that you share alot in common with. You can spend your whole life with a bae without needing to be in a relationship with your bae. People like to talk about their secrets with their bae because they know how to help them out. A bae can do anything you want because they'll want do the same thing because they have alot in common. Being a bae might be the closest thing to being in a relationship with someone because you love them so much, but don't actually be in a relationship.

Person M: What do you think of your best friend
Person F: He is Bae

by Shexy Boi March 14, 2015

Condustrum

A fake disease used as an excuse for people who don't want to go out with their friends.

Person (A): Wanna hang out tomorrow afternoon?

Person (B): Sorry, bruh! I have Condustrum, I have to stay in bed all day.

by Shexy Boi October 3, 2014