Definitions by Sheriff of the Bois

stooronavirus 

An illness common among Stus. Symptoms include blue balls and an insatiable appetite for mayonnaise.

Man... He got so drunk his booty call left AND he spilled all of the toppings out of his Jersey Mike's sandwich. He's gonna contract the Stooronavirus!

stooronavirus by Sheriff of the Bois July 15, 2020