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Definitions by Sheffield Lad

Sheffield United 

Biggest club in Sheffield and Yorkshire. Gods club, supported all over the world for their fantastic football and winning ways.

Sheffield is red and white.
*Do you support Sheffield Wednesday?
**nah their tinpot wankers, I support Sheffield United, like everyone should
*cheers pal I will too and I’ll tell my mates about them
** no problem, biggest club in Yorkshire
Sheffield United by Sheffield Lad February 20, 2020

Cut the bats hair 

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.
"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"