Sheffield Lad's definitions

Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

Sheffield United

Biggest club in Sheffield and Yorkshire. Gods club, supported all over the world for their fantastic football and winning ways.

Sheffield is red and white.

*Do you support Sheffield Wednesday?
**nah their tinpot wankers, I support Sheffield United, like everyone should
*cheers pal I will too and I’ll tell my mates about them
** no problem, biggest club in Yorkshire

by Sheffield Lad February 20, 2020