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Definitions by Shay Porter
Lice Paranoia
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The Itchy/crawly
in the head
feeling you
get any time someone so much as
mentions
the word Lice.
My
Daughter
has lice, I
don't have it
but because of my Lice
Paranoia
my heads been itchy all day!
Lice Paranoia
by
Shay Porter
December 5, 2013
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