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car·pet surf·ing
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
verb
ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/
:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:
These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs
Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"
by Shaving Ryan's Privates February 16, 2014
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Similar to 'whatever.'
Sometimes used as a substitute for an entire conversation in order to avoid a stressful situation.
Similar to 'whatever.'
Sometimes used as a substitute for an entire conversation in order to avoid a stressful situation.
"Eh, hey bud... you're on fire... like, literally, on fire. " "Well, you know what they say man. Skabopadew!"
Ex: Instead of telling his manager he was quitting, he just yelled, "skabopadew!!" And left.
Ex: Instead of telling his manager he was quitting, he just yelled, "skabopadew!!" And left.
by Shaving Ryan's Privates November 6, 2018
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