Definitions by Shaven Mustache Man

west hartford 

A wealthy town in Connecticut where Jews reside, McMansions sparkle, kids think they have street cred, and the center thrives with ugly rich, melodramatic teenagers wearing eyeliner and polo shirts.

Guy 1: Dude, look at the ugly bitch with the BMW!

Guy 2: Yeah, she must be from West Hartford.

west hartford by Shaven Mustache Man September 26, 2006