Definitions by Shaun Kernahan

Mortal Coil 

The Mortal Coil is the understanding that we have been given the greatest gift, the gift of life, and with this gift we have also been given the knowledge that it will be taken away from us one day due to our mortality.

We all ,as conscious beings on this Earth, must come to our own terms with "The Mortal Coil".

Mortal Coil by Shaun Kernahan October 16, 2008

flutterblast 

A fart that that sounds kind of like the raspberry fart sound you do with your mouth . It is characterized by a loud blast beginning that quickly tapers off,getting quiter till its gone.

I ripped a double-flutterblast in the fartfest last night.

flutterblast by Shaun Kernahan April 4, 2006