Shat man's definitions

The unicorn

When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat

Honey when you get home I’ll be waiting with the unicorn!

by Shat man April 24, 2025

Splaterfield

The act of shitting all over a toilet or shower and forgetting it ever happened.

I walked into the showers and someone made a splaterfield! Clean up on aisle 3!

by Shat man April 18, 2024