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D.T.F.A.N.D.
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Down
to fuck
and not
date
Friend 1: “how do I explain that I
just
want dick from him and not a
relationship
”
Friend 2: “D.T.
F
.A.N.D.”
D.T.F.A.N.D.
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Shartlett
November 17, 2022
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