Definitions by Shandon

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

diddle by Shandon April 16, 2008