Definitions by Shadow thorn

Coffee Gnome 

Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.

Look y'all, here come the coffee gnomes again. Good thing we only left them the Maxwell House!

Coffee Gnome by Shadow thorn June 22, 2011