A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 09, 2025
A pair of people, usually partnered together with a common goal of ruining something others have made. They scam their way into positions of power, but lacking the brain power to light a single diode they usually run whatever well oiled machine they have decided to “manage” into the ground.
“Man things were so succesful here, then HeltzanDewey showed up and fucked this whole place into the dirt”
by Shade Pilcorn July 08, 2025