Definitions by Sgt. Waffles

Noseblind 

An ailment of the schnoz that can lead to severe nose-not-worky-ness. The cause of noseblindness can be anything from a point-blank skunkblast to a particularly juicy fart.

Dude, that chick's cooch is so nasty I wish I was noseblind so I wouldn't have to smell it!

Noseblind by Sgt. Waffles October 5, 2010