Definitions by Sgt T

bowl-locked 

bowl-locked is when you are taking a dump on the toilet and you feel like you still have some left in the tank, when in reality, your bowels are emmpty. this can typically last anywhere from a few seconds up to a couple minutes or more.

dude i had some mexican food last night and k was bowl-locked all morning the next day.

bowl-locked by Sgt T November 17, 2020

Pi’erre Bourne 

also known as “P”, this man is the best producer of all time, a living legend i could say. started off producing “Slimeball” by young nudy. this henceforth started his career. he made mixtapes on soundcloud (the life of pi’erre 1, 2, and 3.) his most notable beat he created was the beat for “Magnolia” by Playboi Carti. he eventually moved on to produce for other A-List rappers, such as uzi, chief keef, 6ix9ine, drake, young thug, and many more. dont use his beats without permission tho...

*song starts* “YO PI’ERRE YOU WANNA COME OUT HERE? EEEEEEEHH”

person 1: dude this shit is so heat, Pi’erre Bourne is the goat.

person 2: its ight
person 2 was never heard from again.

Pi’erre Bourne by Sgt T November 5, 2020

Donovan Davis 

Ah yes, the mystical creature himself. donovan davis is a light skinned, almost bald, white dude with toes that look like almonds. he has an addiction to lying ab shit. in reality, it’s a bunch of me and my friends sticking around making fun of the only black friend in our group. he thinks its funny tbh

hey wanna grab food?
donovan.

who the hell is that?
donovan davis.

why does that boy look like donovan

Donovan Davis by Sgt T October 20, 2020