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Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.
"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
"She must be a Turtle Face"
by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011
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