1 definition by Sexy Lobster Llama

When one is both Hungry and Horny at the same time, creating two urges that cannot be satisfied together. When your urges are too huge and cannot be satisfied unless you do something, destroying the other one in an unwanted and cruel way, often involving either stomach cramps or blue balls.
"Hey Riley, I had a terrible time last night around 11."
"What was wrong?"
"I was both Hungry and Horny at the same time, making myself horngy, and i couldn't satisfy myself no matter what i did. Then i was sad."
"I'm Sorry to hear, Kris, here, have a bag of doritos and some baby powder."
by Sexy Lobster Llama December 31, 2009
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