Definitions by Sexy Baxter

Vlad the Inhaler 

He is straddling her chest whilst she sucks his dick or is getting tit-fucked. Just a half second before he ejaculates he shoves a thumb up one of her nostrils and the head of his dick up the other nostril. He then blows his load up her nose. She’ll do nothing but taste and smell gonad-gunk for days, sniffling the whole time.

Her E.N.T. doctor advised against her boyfriend wanting to administer a Vlad the Inhaler

Vlad the Inhaler by Sexy Baxter December 22, 2008