Definitions by Sexual Tyrannosaurus

tire chain 

When multiple men cum on a fat woman's fat rolls.

That orgy was awesome, that hefty broad was covered in tire chains

tire chain by Sexual Tyrannosaurus January 1, 2017

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper 

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference

That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.

Cledanzaveland Steamlaper by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008