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nathan alexander

Nathan Alexander is a small guy with a big attitude. He watches rom coms every Friday night, and doesn’t have many friends.

What’s his problem?
Must be a nathan alexander!
Does he realize we could just kick him over?

by Sexiest mofo June 5, 2021

schlottmann

The sexiest mofo you’ve ever seen. Likes cucumbers up the ass, probably into younger men

Yo did you see schlottmann at the store?

Yeah he had a cart full of cucumbers!

by Sexiest mofo May 19, 2021