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nathan alexander

Nathan Alexander is a small guy with a big attitude. He watches rom coms every Friday night, and doesn’t have many friends.

What’s his problem?
Must be a nathan alexander!
Does he realize we could just kick him over?

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The sexiest mofo you’ve ever seen. Likes cucumbers up the ass, probably into younger men

Yo did you see schlottmann at the store?

Yeah he had a cart full of cucumbers!

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