Dirty Johnson

1) Ditching a dance or formal event in order to go to a romantic escapade involving sexual activities.

2) When a woman named Sydney Johnson goes down on you.

3) To have anal intercourse in the bathroom.
"Oh man! Joseph gave Kara a Dirty Johnson at prom!"

"Oh man, she gave me the best Dirty Johnson last night!"

He wanted to have sex but she just wanted a Dirty Johnson.
by Sex Monster January 22, 2008
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