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p to the enis

Used to call someone a penis in a very cool way. Also used to log on to certain computer files that don't let you input "penis."

Mark: Dude that's awesome!
John: That's NOT awesome...
Mark:....Yur a p to the enis.
John: *gasp*

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Used to fancily call someone a bitch. Very fun to use on top row of bleachers (highly recommened). A very fun and catchy phrase overall.

Carlos: Stupid
Don: Idiot
Carlos: Dumbfart
Don: Moron
Carlos: Bigidy-Bitch
Don: :o

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