Sepcial ED's definitions

tardigrade

The only grade considered worse than an F in many schools.

Teacher 1: If Dave doesn't start to do his work, he'll end up with a tardigrade.

by Sepcial ED December 11, 2010

Biggest Tool In The Shed

The biggest asshole in the world

Bro 1: Broseidon! Dave took my girl yesterday!
Bro 2: Really bro!? That guy is the biggest tool in the shed!

by Sepcial ED December 14, 2010