Senor Cock Tease's definitions

Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 5, 2003